This is a dream I had 3 days after quitting smoking.
November 8th, 2010
This night's dream I was in a Glee club (exactly like the TV show) and we were doing terrible at competitions. Rachel and Finn were the only two I can remember being in the dream. The dream takes place during an apocalyptic time and some people are zombies but not the kind that eat the flesh of other humans. They were cool. I had custody of Dion Butts, he was hungry so I was giving him graham crackers and milk. When we left the place we were at, we were walking home and we heard the ominous laughter of the only zombie/monster that would kill and eat people in a horrible way. He looked somewhat like the Hitcher from the Mighty Boosh without the long nose and the polo around his eye. The only way you can get away and be safe from this fearsome beast is to cross a threshold of a building. Unfortunately it's hard to express how scary this thing was because his name was Giggles. The reason his name was Giggles is because you always heard him laughing that creepy laugh. He was always running to. So if you heard the laugh you knew you had to haul ass and get away from him. SO Dion and I start running and we finally get to the apartment that Finn and Rachel share. I was just seconds past the threshold when Giggles caught up to me. Thinking I was safe I jumped up a few of the steps and turned to see him cross through the opening. I freaked out and ran the rest of the steps knocking people out of my way on the way up. When I finally got into the apartment Finn and Rachel are discussing ways to make our choir more successful when I say, "Who cares about that?! Giggles came up the stairs with me!!!!!" They look at me and tell me that their landlord has allowed Giggles to live there because he needs more tenants but he is not allowed to hurt anyone. The next scene takes place at Kingsport Grocery Company. I am really frustrated at something and as I start to go in the door I hear Giggles as he walks out into the street, giggling of course, and I look at him and say "Fuck Off Giggles! NOT TODAY!" and he just gave me a shrug and went on his way.
This is what Giggles looked like minus the eye polo.
HAHAHAHA why does this remind me of that one time.... "Donnnnnnnnna... this is saaaaatan..."
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<3
I didn't really edit this properly. I wrote it the day after I had the dream so as not to forget it. I realize now no one knows Dion Butts. He's a little black child who, when asked, would say his name was "Little Shawty."
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